WHY THOSE SOAPS WON'T GET OFF THE TELEVISION SOON

I know a number of you if not most, hate television just like I do. This is because of large numbers of soaps available Mexican, Philippines’, Indian, Nigerian next we are going to have Ethiopian! This is no fault of the station managers or the audience. Here is the reason.

A few years ago [actually in the 90’s] scientists discovered that the can broadcast to the outer space to no one in particular. They did not have the slightest idea that big bodied green skinned aliens existed in the outer galaxy. They speak German. They used to send the following message. WE LOVE YOU ALL, GOOD TIDINGS. They did this for several years until one day they received the following message.

DEAR EARTHLINGS,

WE DEMAND THAT YOU BROADCAST SOMETHING EXITING BECAUSE YOU REALLY BORE US AND HOG OUR HARD DISKS. YES, WE EXIST AND ANOTHER THING IS THAT WE HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF HIGHLY POWERFUL NUCLEAR MISSILES LYING IDLE HERE. THEY CAN MELT YOUR PLANET IN TO ONE BIG SAUCER IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! BROADCAST SOMETHING ELSE OR ELSE…….

REGARDS,

ALIENS

Alarmed, they broadcasted what was on TV at that time which happened to be ‘la mujer di m Vida’. They fell in love with it and demanded more. Soon every channel was broadcasting there and up to now they stopped operating their TV stations and tune in to Kenyan ones including the news! 

The soaps you see on TV are not meant for you but for the aliens, sorry viewer. It is for your own safety.