Dreaming is
bliss, so is ignorance. Sometimes I squeeze myself in to a bubble which enables
me to dream of impossible stuff, okay, maybe improbable. I have come up with a
lot of things out of this bubble, most of which are of no help to any creature
in the planet. They leave me stupefied, mostly. Here is a to-do-list straight
out of bubble.
1.Live to see a highly educated, deeply
thoughtful, articulate, cool, non-tribalistic, techie President who has not
dyed his hair black nor wearing a horse’s tail weave, and in no particular
order, freeing the nation of its donor dependence, eliminate corruption in all
forms that is it being an article, a noun and a verb, coming up with structures
which can eliminate frequent hunger strikes (which we never notice until they
strike) firing the Kenyan football mismanagers and getting a good coach,
bringing order to our health care
blueprint of a system, resurrecting the economy, withdrawing troops from
Somalia, reorganizing the education
system, finally bringing about an end to the mindlessness of tribalism, encouraging
science, technology,arts and literature and not just from scripted speeches but
actually breathing tech, firmly addressing environmental issues (in that case
doing away with crack heads at NCC who have decided to bury us in garbage, I’d
recommend they be exiled to the streets of Syria) and global warming, uniting
the nation and the EA community in a
giant multi-cultural traditional gourd which leans on the edge of Nzambani rock
in Kitui.
2. Finally figure out why cricket excites
some guys like Clay Muganda while wondering who in the name of God named it
after small creepy and noisy dark insect found in the unpleasant corners. Maybe
the reason why I hate it is because of the name, not because of the timid
nature of the game, who knows??
3. Share a drink with Chinua Achebe
(probably sitting on an anthill safari ants biting us) then later talk to Dave
Barry on the various dangers of colonoscopy, or lack of it to old geezers,
before they tip over, Chinua and Dave. No offence
5. Take a cute girl out (in the leagues of
Ashiwary Rai) without offending, embarrassing and killing her self-esteem and still managing to behave
like a gentleman, prior to this I have to attend acting classes and pay serious
attention.
6. Travel to other galaxies, meet super
intelligent geeky aliens, welcome them to earth so that they can disarm all the
armies, U.S.A, and all the terror groups, cure all diseases, introduce
technology better than super computers and lastly but not the least take me to everyday
rides across all the outer galaxies. How cool is that?
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