Sunday, March 13, 2011 0 comments
Disclaimer; I haven't written this,it is by crazy dude ex njai.
Take of clothes while sitting on bed n leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathrum. If wife seen, shake your little man at her while shoutng "woo, woo!" look in the mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique. Admire size of penis in mirror, scratch balls and smell fingers. Get in shower. Dont bother to luk for wash clothe, dont need one. Wash face. Wash armpits. Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower. Wash balls and surrounding area. Wash arse, leaving hair on the soap. Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner. Make mohoc hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in the mirror. Pee in shower, aiming for the center hole. Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time. Partially dry off. Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of penis again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor. Leave bathrum lights on. Return to bedrum with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull towel, grab penis, go ' yeah baby' and thrust pelvis at her fart twice. Put on yesterdays clothes.


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