Diverse ways Ambikile Mwasipale [babu] can save Kenya

This character from Loliondo has surfaced in the right time. We have just a year and some few months to general elections which call for all tricks in order to win. Here are some things he can do for the Kenyans and avert several disasters and loses.

1.       Those politicians who flock the coast, ukambani, Zanzibar and TZ Bara in order to win elections have their troubles over. They will not even need to drink the whole cup of the magic drink. A half is enough, come to think of it. A full cup can cure AIDS, something which no miracle evangelist can banish to the dark pits of hell leave alone our miserly scientists who are always fascinated by the mosquito. A small insect with a big name and even bigger effect.

2.       Our ‘brothers’ [read enemies] who are going to The Hague. I envy them, all that pampering and international media attention especially to that short shame to journalism, I envy them. They do not need to consult high tech witch doctors who will make snakes appear on the courtroom and render Ocampo dumb [its possible, remember kisii]. A visit to Loliondo will solve all their problems. Let them drink the medicine and who knows, the court files might even disappear Kenyan style.

Ambikile Mwasipale administering the magical drink.photo DN2

3.       Beth Mugo should import him to Kenyatta national hospital and all other useless doctors. Soon enough Kenya will start experiencing medical tourism just like India or Loliondo.

4.       We all know though harambee stars won against Angola; it was a matter of sheer luck. To advance, they need a shot of this wonderful drink before another team e.g. the cranes thinks of the bright idea.

5.       Condom shortage should be ignored; instead, those affected should just visit Mwasipale and use the drink for immunization against AIDS and other STD’S, even it can be used as birth control. You just need to try

The downside is that if Rev. Mwasipale lives long enough manufacturing the drink, he will render medical schools and hence medical profession obsolete. He will also kill the thriving business of witch doctors.